1 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,600 Hey. 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:10,720 What's with all the books? 3 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:12,240 What? I can't have books? 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,280 Well, it's just that usually yours have lots of pictures in them. 5 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:21,280 True, true. But now that I'm a married woman, I thought I would read up on how 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,700 to have a successful marriage. 7 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:24,640 These are all about sex. 8 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,300 Get it on tonight. 9 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,600 Mm -hmm. 10 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:32,060 In between the sheets. 11 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,300 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,300 Back that thing up. 13 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:48,190 There's my little snickerdoodle. Hey, Pookie Wookie! 14 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:50,990 Uh, Jarell, where are you going with all that? 15 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:52,810 To our room. Whoa, our room? 16 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:55,170 Come on, Stevie, he's my husband. 17 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:58,970 It's only for a week, and then we'll be going to Paris for Jarell's new job. 18 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:01,490 Yeah, but until then, we need to be together. 19 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:03,130 Mm, yes, close together. 20 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,890 The minister said our two flesh must become one. 21 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:10,270 Stop it, Jarell, you're hitting my... 22 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:00,790 What do you want? 23 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:04,990 You, a cold bottle of Alizé, and a night of hot, steamy love. 24 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:08,650 They don't make enough Alizé. 25 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:14,330 I can't believe you have the nerve to show your face after that fiasco in 26 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:15,790 Oh, don't worry. 27 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:16,910 There'll be other good times. 28 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,730 But right now, I really need to talk. 29 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,290 Why me? 30 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:32,340 No, just dead. 31 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:37,280 Well, I'm not speaking to her. I mean, I still can't get over this so -called 32 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:41,060 marriage she's in. That girl's throwing her life away. Look, Kim is an adult. 33 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:42,600 It's her life. 34 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:43,799 Uh -uh. 35 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,880 Not after 72 hours, 35 minutes, and 22 seconds of labor. 36 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,180 I own every inch of her. 37 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:52,720 Better her than me. 38 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,560 Veronica, baby! 39 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,300 Don't you baby me, Stanley. 40 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,940 Why were you in Vegas? 41 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,020 With her, like I said, we were on our way to a wedding chapel. 42 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,880 Look, Veronica, honey, I can explain. Do you realize how many times you've said 43 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:10,519 that to me? 44 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,520 Too many to count, girl. 45 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:15,280 It's because you're always jumping to conclusions. 46 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,640 And that's so unfair! 47 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,800 That's right. 48 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:22,080 You never give me the opportunity to explain. Explain what? It's always some 49 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,080 trifling excuse. 50 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,380 You're not playing fair. 51 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,180 Oh, I hate it when they play games. 52 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,980 Oh, so this whole relationship is just a game to you? 53 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,860 See, there you go again. You're putting words in my mouth. 54 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,160 You don't get no respect. 55 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,380 None, none. 56 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:36,140 You know what, Stanley? 57 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,460 I think we need a break. Oh, break it down, girl. 58 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,540 You know what? I think that's your best idea yet. 59 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:46,000 Really? Well, I can do better than that. I think we should see other people. 60 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:47,300 Oh, why not? 61 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,720 He already is. 62 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,200 Will you stop that? 63 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,620 Look, if that's the way you want it, fine. 64 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,320 Hills, they'll be in Europe. 65 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,600 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 66 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,120 I'll be going to Paris. 67 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,760 You'll be going to Beverly Hills. 68 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,100 We're both moving to foreign countries. 69 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,580 Kim, Beverly Hills isn't foreign. 70 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,800 It is to me. 71 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,120 Um, what are you doing? 72 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:01,840 Al Jarrell asked me to fix dinner. 73 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,440 You? The same person who tried to light the microwave? 74 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,380 a baby girl could have a better life. 75 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,180 And what do I get in return? 76 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,500 A kick in the gut. 77 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,440 You got that in Thai boats. 78 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,240 Don't you have something you want to say to Kim? 79 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:04,020 No, but you can tell my daughter that she made a big mistake by marrying that 80 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:05,020 little narrow -butt boy. 81 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,400 Kim, don't you have something you want to say to Nikki? 82 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,600 butt is not narrow. It's perfectly... Please! 83 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,780 You two need to talk to each other. 84 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,680 Oh, she needs to respect me and Jarell. We're not children anymore. 85 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,820 Baby, have you seen my Teletubby slippers? 86 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,880 See, this was supposed to be a frat meeting. 87 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,220 What's up with you? 88 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,520 Nothing. 89 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,500 It's Veronica. 90 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,120 I guess it could happen to anyone. 91 00:06:57,540 --> 00:07:01,420 Oh, I'm feeling you. But don't let that get to you. A lot of men your age have 92 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,420 that problem. 93 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,960 I heard there's some exercise you can do to work all that out. No, T. 94 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,900 It's not that. 95 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:15,080 It's just that Veronica and I decided to see other people, but it's killing me. 96 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,140 You know what? I'm going to call her. You want to do all that? 97 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,960 I don't. No. 98 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:23,400 Don't let her play you. You're the player, player. 99 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,260 You don't have to tell me twice. 100 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,380 What you need to do is let her see you with somebody else. 101 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,040 Women always want you more when they see you with another honey. 102 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:35,780 Yeah? 103 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:40,480 Yeah. Well, you know, there is a gallery opening that I know Veronica's going to 104 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,680 attend, but where am I going to find a date? 105 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:43,980 What about Nikki? 106 00:07:46,169 --> 00:07:47,610 Where am I gonna find a date? 107 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,870 Don't worry about it, big dog. I'll hook you up. 108 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,070 Hi. 109 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:04,390 Can I help you? 110 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:07,050 Yeah. I'm Clary's good rich, Jarell's mother. 111 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:09,490 Are you that Parker woman? 112 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,870 Oh, no, she's out. But it's nice to meet you. Come on in. 113 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,520 Stevie, I live here with Kim and Jarell. 114 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,460 Three of you? Oh, Lord, my baby's a freak. 115 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,380 No, it's not like that. 116 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:28,840 Kim and I lived together until she married Jarell. 117 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,740 Damn, he married a freak. 118 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,799 Well, sure, I mean, Kim's a little experimental, but I wouldn't call her a 119 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:37,799 freak. 120 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,460 Look, do you know where I can find this Kim? 121 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:43,299 Oh, yeah, sure. She's down the hall doing her laundry. You know what? I'll 122 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:45,080 get her. You just make yourself comfortable. 123 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:48,180 You know, I mean... Make yourself at home, because my home is your home. 124 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:51,660 Oh, God, the last time I said that to a good rich, he moved in. 125 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,320 Poor thing. Doctor must have slapped the wrong end when she was here. 126 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:05,680 Hmm. Look like dusty homes and gardens up in here. 127 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,740 You must be Jarell's mom. 128 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,440 Stevie told me you were here. That little white girl with the sister booty. 129 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,360 for what you're doing. 130 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:50,040 Look, I don't know why you're tripping, but if I do go to jail, it'll be for 131 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,100 whipping your rude ass. 132 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,220 talking about? I'm not married to two women. 133 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,700 That's right, I'm Kim. 134 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,000 Terrell's one and only, Mama Goodrich. 135 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,620 Can I call you Mama? 136 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:06,260 Things have changed. It's against the law to get married if you're only 17. 137 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,780 But I'm 18. 138 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:08,920 Not you. 139 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,900 I'm talking about Jarell. What? 140 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,560 Baby, 141 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,700 look. Baby, I swear, I didn't think it was a big deal. 142 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,680 I'll be 18 in a few days. 143 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:32,370 Give or take 11 months. 144 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,970 Horrible. One minute, I'm a happily married woman. 145 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,850 Next minute, I'm a widow. 146 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,090 But I'm not dead. 147 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,630 Oh, you will be. 148 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:50,750 I'll blind him with some mace, and you can paralyze him with my stun gun. 149 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:55,990 Don't get all funky with my child just because your little fast -ass daughter 150 00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:56,990 tricked him. 151 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,380 please just forgive me. I mean, I'll never keep anything from you ever again. 152 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,380 Just give me another chance, please. 153 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,960 Boy, you lied once, you'll do it again. 154 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,400 You need to end this bootleg marriage and stop all this craziness. 155 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:26,200 Oh, hold up. Nobody tells my son what to do. 156 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,480 Thanks, Ma. 157 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:28,640 Thanks, my ass. 158 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:33,720 You need to end this bootleg marriage and stop all this craziness. 159 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:37,270 I'm crazy, all right. 160 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:40,670 Crazy in love with Kimberly Ann Parker. 161 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,670 The woman who kept looking at us? Yes. 162 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,530 The one without a date. 163 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:50,950 You must really love her to go through all of it. Well, I do. I just hope 164 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:53,130 work out because I really do miss her. 165 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,710 Well, 166 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,590 drive home safely. 167 00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:02,650 Good night. 168 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:05,510 You know, I had a really great time. 169 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:07,810 But the evening doesn't have to end. 170 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,550 Wow, you've got really... 171 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,400 Whoa, what do you know? 172 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,220 Nine o 'clock. 173 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,080 Are you trying to get rid of me? 174 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,180 Yes. 175 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:25,000 Well, I can't leave before I get my little something something. 176 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,960 Oh. Oh, okay. 177 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,120 That was nice. 178 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:36,940 Thanks. 179 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,380 But it's going to cost you an extra 50. 180 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:42,650 Which brings you a total to $650. 181 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,170 Say what? 182 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:51,330 Look, you're a nice guy, but business is business. 183 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:56,810 And Happy Girls Escort Service is very touchy about outstanding bills. Wait, 184 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:58,470 Escort Service? 185 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,910 I don't pay for dates. 186 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,110 Well, maybe you'd like to discuss this with my accountant. 187 00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:05,490 Oh, you watch. 188 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,640 I never leave home without her. 189 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,960 You take credit cards? 190 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:32,400 Are you going to eat all the 191 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,379 chunky chocolate? 192 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,600 Yep, every chocolate chunk. 193 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,440 Come on, Cher, you're not that depressed. 194 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:40,940 Quit begging, Endell. 195 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,560 This... Medication was prescribed by my grocer. 196 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,240 You need to hand over the ice cream, go over to Kim, and make up with her before 197 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,240 she leaves for Paris tonight. 198 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,780 Oh, it's you. 199 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,400 Nice to see you too, Cruella DeVille. 200 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,300 Can I come in? As long as you check your attitude. 201 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,680 Oh, that's the... 202 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:14,730 This is Clarice, Jarell's mother. Oh, hi, Clarice. I've heard a lot about you. 203 00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,670 All bad, I'm sure. 204 00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:17,990 Oh, no, girl. 205 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,090 Well, yeah. 206 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:22,510 Clarice, what do you want? 207 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,830 Well, first off, I want to apologize. 208 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:29,030 I know I got a little crazy when I thought you were Jarell's wife, but you 209 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:34,310 understand my shock, my pain, my disgust, my... Hey! 210 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,480 We're in this together. 211 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,800 Our kids love each other, and I guess there's nothing we can do about it. 212 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,680 Oh. 213 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,140 What a long face, ladies. 214 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,100 You got what you want, didn't you? 215 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,540 Both of your kids are out of your lives. 216 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:00,820 Gone forever. 217 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,940 Probably won't even get a postcard. 218 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,540 You can forget about seeing them grandchildren. 219 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,839 Come on, y 'all. Let's go. 220 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,530 Hey, what are you guys doing here? Where's Kim? 221 00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:29,330 She's gone. She and Jarell left over an hour ago. 222 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,350 Oh, I never got to say I was sorry. 223 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,270 I never got to say goodbye. 224 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:36,150 I never got to eat that ice cream. 225 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,730 I miss Jarell. He was all I had. 226 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,010 Oh, that's so sad. 227 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,090 Wait a minute. 228 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,730 Kim was all I had. 229 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:48,470 Oh, that's really sad. 230 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,070 She brought so much joy to my life. 231 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:58,430 Well, that is until she started talking. 232 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:03,690 But I tell you, those first five years were amazing. 233 00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,170 I know what you mean. 234 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:09,210 But now they're gone. 235 00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:11,390 And it's all your fault. 236 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:16,010 Me? You're the one who stormed up in here acting crazy and starting mess. 237 00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:19,470 I didn't start anything, but if it's mess you want, I'll give you some. 238 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:20,890 Oh, I got some, all right. 239 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,480 WF Smackdown in here. 240 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:29,940 Ann, where's the love? 241 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,220 Love don't live here anymore. 242 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,000 Kim! Hi, Mama. 243 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,020 Baby, I was so worried. 244 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:40,080 How dare you leave the country and not even say goodbye to me? 245 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,860 Well, I thought you didn't care about what I did. Don't backtalk me. 246 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,900 Hey, where's my Jarrell? 247 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,720 Somewhere in the friendly skies. 248 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,480 He went on to Paris. 249 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,220 But he told me to tell you that he loves you. 250 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,640 Oh. And he wanted you to have this. 251 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,460 What's this, a goodbye letter for my boo -boo? 252 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,580 Close the bill for his airline ticket. 253 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,860 He dumped you, huh? 254 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,460 Oh, Mama. 255 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:09,540 I thought about it, and I realized that I couldn't go through with it. I just 256 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,379 wasn't ready. 257 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,900 You did the right thing, baby. 258 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,720 Yeah, I did it. 259 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,500 Not for you, not for Jarrell, but for me. 260 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:23,160 Look, I just don't want you making the same mistakes I did and ending up like 261 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,440 or Clarice. 262 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:29,130 What? You don't know me. 263 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,230 You don't know nothing about me. 264 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,690 Look, Mama, these are my mistakes to make. 265 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:40,690 No matter how much you may want to, you can't stop me from making them. 266 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,870 My pudding's growing up. 267 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,270 Yeah. 268 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,730 And besides, I couldn't even go if I wanted to. 269 00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:51,030 What you talking about? 270 00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,370 Did you know you needed a passport just to go to Paris? 271 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:05,070 How'd it go? 272 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:11,030 Man, I had to pay that woman $650. 273 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,850 Dang, she told me her rate was $150. 274 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,850 Oh, you must have got the freaky dinky plan, boy! 275 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,490 Maybe I should tell Veronica how I feel, you know? 276 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:27,190 Oh, this feeling thing is a whole downfall. You gotta let it go. 277 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:29,530 Hello? 278 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:35,350 Veronica! 279 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,750 I mean, hello? 280 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:42,770 Yeah. 281 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:44,630 Yeah. 282 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,030 All right. 283 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,310 So what's up? 284 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:50,390 She's coming over for dinner. 285 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,120 Husband. 286 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,200 Besides, we're going to go to Paris the next week to get you a gift. 287 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:09,900 Yeah. 288 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,840 Always want you more when they see you with someone. 289 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,380 Always want you more when they see you. What are you talking about?